And that's a direct quote.

The following quotes were compiled and submitted by my eldest.

Belle: "Wait, Moo, c'mere...we need to talk...about important matters of consequence and maturity. And duct tape."  ~while attempting to persuade her sister to come with her to play in her room.

Belle: "I think that one of the ten plagues should've been extreme constipation."  ~right after the week of unleavened bread.