Cozy Controversy

This post is for my beloved husband who has an unnatural attachment to something ugly.  In fact, it would be understandable if he didn't have a suitable replacement for a certain silky green monster known as his "woobie"--but he does.  Dear blogospherians, which one of these items DOES NOT BELONG?:

Is it one of these lovely and meaningful handmade heirlooms: 

Or this...this...grody green poncho liner from a certain gentleman's time in the military decades ago??

I rest my case.   Stop the madness!  I hear Goodwill calling...