Once upon a time

There once was a man with two fussy boys, who after many attempts to console the inconsolable duo, threw up his hands.

Then a nice fireman came on the scene and saved the day by giving fussy pants Number One...an axe.

Suddenly, fussy pants Number One is unsettlingly happy and seems to have an impish idea...and fussy pants Number Two has stopped crying and seems to be a bit concerned.

Ah...after rethinking his strategy, the fireman stepped in and Number Two was then armed with a protective helmet.  The playing field has once again been leveled, and both boys have forgotten to be fussy.  

And they all lived happily after.